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James Deen opens the video by simply shouting, “Butter!” James is now in the kitchen counter telling people that he’s been around on this Earth for 29 years and that he did not know that there was more than one type of butter. He then mentions that someone showed up today with a bag of eighteen different types of butter. James says, “I have to eat them. I don’t want to eat them but I have to eat them.” He takes a sip of beer before he starts having a butter taste test. He checks out all the butter variants, asks for a beer but was handed another type of butter. James starts off with a European-style salted butter that is said to be preferred by leading chefs. He takes a slice of the butter into his mouth and actually likes it saying that it is good. He then grabs the unsalted butter to taste next, he didn’t like and mentioned that the salted butter is better for toast. For his third choice, he went for the Fleischmann’s unsalted butter which sounded German to James. As he opens, he says that it’s too yellow and calls it, out of nowhere, Nazi butter. He tasted it and simply mentions that they would not be sponsored by such butter. James moves on to Anchor from Alaska, tastes it and then reality hits him that there’s still 15 more to try. He picks Alta Dena unsalted sweet butter, followed by Blue Bonnet which he says is pretty good then Country Crock butter which is available at his parents’ house. The moment he tasted it, he spit it out saying he doesn’t like it. He then goes for the generic brand of salted butter and says that it is the salted version of the butter that he eats normally. Fleischmann’s original, another Nazi butter as he calls it, is next and he fucking hates the butter. It is followed by Imperial, a British butter that he found pretty good. James the scoops a spoonful of butter spread which, according to him tastes like onion and shit. He then went for another Blue Bonnet butter and likes it, again. It is followed by Tillamook sweet cream butter and he simply says that it tastes like butter. The next pick is called the “I can’t believe it’s not butter. He then says that he doesn’t believe that it is actual butter, licks directly from the container and likes it. He then tries the Parkay squeeze bottle butter and throws it on the floor. James, knowing that he is almost done, excitedly tries all the other variants of butter. He picks another Europen-style butter which he says tastes like butter followed by honey butter which he found fucking delicious. He finds the final options: the cinnamon sugar butter, roasted garlic and herb butter and coconut oil butter interesting and delicious. James Deen finishes and says that there is no winner because he is lost.